The other night my wife and I were making love when I heard
her yelling,... 'Climax! Climax!'

I asked her "what's the big hurry?"

She replied, "I didn't say that. I thought it was you."

Then we both heard it again from the next apartment,
'Climax...So nu CLIMAX ! '

Later we found out the little old Jewish lady who lives next
door was teaching her parakeet Max to go up a ladder.