Opposum

A couple, driving down a country highway late at night, 
run over an oppossum.

The husband comments that mother oppossums often carry babies in their
pouch, and decides to check out this poor animal. Sure enough
there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.

They take it into the car and continue down the road. The
little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so
the wife asks her husband what she should do.

He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in
it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put
it in "there" it will calm down."

She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly
and nasty!"

The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold its little
nose!"