Dating Tips For Women


   The Franklin Factor:
        Early to bed and early to rise,
        means it's time to meet more guys.

   The Rat Race:
        If there's one rat in a room full of nice men,
        he'll hit on you first.

   The Eyeglass Prescription:                /\              /\
        Don't wear your glasses on          //\\            //\\
        a blind date.                      ((  \\          ((  \\
        You'll look better, and he will         \\              \\
        too.                                     \\_____.---.____\\
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   The Ring Rule:                                \\____//   \\____//
        A watched telephone never rings.       '----'     '----'

   The Creep Call:
        Never pick up the phone on Saturday night.
        It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.

   The Fishing Forecast:
        They say there are lots of good fish in the sea.
        But who wants to go out with a fish?

   The Psychological Prognosis:
        Love is a form of temporary insanity
        curable only by marriage.

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   The Rope Trick:
        Give a man enough rope
        and he'll lasso another woman.

   Mind Over Matter:
        No one ever falls in love with another person's
        mind at a cocktail party.

   The Fault Finder:
        The faster way to discover all your bad habits
        is to move in with your lover.

   The Unintended Result:
        1) Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy.
        2) Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex.

   The Rabbit Rule:                           \\
        Only newlyweds and liars make          \\_   \\
        love every day.                         (')   \\_
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   The Dangle Doctrine:                      o( )o( )_-\_
        You can't keep a good man down.

   Twain's Truth:
        Familiarity breeds children.

   The Fertility Factor:
        Women are only fertile a few days each month...
        unless they're single.

   The Preparation Predicament:
        The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex,
        the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time you're ready.