How to become a Millionaire - Guaranteed 1. Collect one hundred million discarded aluminum beer cans from any highway. Sell to aluminum recycling plant for one penny each. 2. Work hard. Earn two million dollars. Give half to charity. 3. Find a state lottery with a prize of exactly one hundred million dollars. Assemble 99 friends. Put up one penny each and buy a ticket. Repeat for every number in the lottery. 4. Affiliate with a multi-level-marketing (MLM) organization that pays $1 for each person who joins. Refer one million friends. Make sure they join. 5. Some credit cards now give 1% cash back rewards. Obtain one of these. Charge one hundred million dollars in purchases. 6. Send me proof that you own exactly $999,999. I will donate the remaining dollar and make you a millionaire.